The Pokemon Showdown

THE POKEMON SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

Ol' Rayquaza was flying around
Saffron City like a big playground,
when suddenly Darkrai came out from the mall
and hit Rayquaza with a Shadow Ball.

Rayquaza got pissed and nearly blew his top,
but didn't expect to be hit by Machop,
who proceeded to let loose a body slam,
when Hitmontop came out of a van,

and he proceeded to kick the Machop's ass,
then they both got flattened by a Probopass,
who was chopped in half and turned into some slabs,
Then Sceptile came back from Oak's lab

and took an TM09 out from under Ash's hat
and blew Darkrai away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
but he ran out of bullet seeds and ran away,
because the Beedrill Swarm came to save the day.

This is the Pokemon Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Tackles, tail whips, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will not faint.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Pokemon Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.

Rayquaza took a bite out of Mr. Mime
like the Squirtle Squad took a bite out of crime,
and then Machop came back covered in a Probo-track,
but Mewtwo jumped out and landed on his back.

And Darkrai was injured, looking for first aid
when Sceptile came back with his leaf blade,
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped:
Bulbasaur took him out with his vine whip.

Darkrai saw Rayquaza sneaking from behind
and he reached for a rock which he just couldn't find
he improvised and threw a cone of pine,
and Mewtwo deflected it with his mind.

then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Ash's Sceptile tried to pole vault
onto Rayquaza, but they collided in mid-air,
then they both got hit by Uxie's Stare.

This is the Pokemon Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Tackles, tail whips, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will not faint.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Pokemon Showdown...

Angels sang out, they screamed "I choose you".

Down from the heavens descended Pikachu,
who delivered a volt that could kill a fellow twice

into the heart of Brandon's Regice,
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

as Darkrai fled, so he wouldn't be slain
he sank into the ground, but with no avail,

His head was cut off, by Pikachu's Tail...

then Unown A
all the way to Unown I
and Mightyena came with it's Mightyena might
and Gary Oak's Eevee
Followed by Dratini
then Blaziken, Combusken
and Paul's three Starly
Piplup,
Pichu,
Absol,
and Riolu
Nidoran,
Medicham,
and every single Wormadam,
Plusle and Minun,
with Ho-oh and Lugia,
Suicune,
Entei,
Raikou,
and Palkia

all came out of no where super fast,
and they kicked Pikachu in his lightning ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
with the trainers looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many KOs happened, but eventually
the champion stood, it wasn't Mew or Snover:
It was Lucario with bloodstains all over.

This is the Pokemon Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Tackles, tail whips, and explosions
as far as the eye can see.
And only one will not faint.
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Pokemon Showdown
(this is the Pokemon Showdown)
this is the Pokemon Showdown
(this is the Pokemon Showdown)
this is the Pokemon Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.